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  • I’m going to Edinburgh!

    Well, the Bad News post got a lot of readers. Unfortunately, I'm not done with that. The situation is actually worse than I've gone public with - it's just that I need to get my ducks in row before I go public with the other half of this business. Turns out petty amateur dramatics politics has more wider-reaching implications than you think.

    However, I'm determined to report something positive first. So I have some extra performances of Doctor Coppelius coming up. I did my first one last Wednesday (a private preview for Durham University Ballet Company, through the same links that had me ending up doing the lighting for their show), and now I've got two more public ones coming up. Immediately before my Buxton Fringe performance on the 11th, I've got a pre-fringe run-though at The Old Church in Sacriston on Saturday 6th July at 7.30. This is free and unticketed (I don't have a capacity of 12 to worry about here), although I will be taking donations for my Buxton venue's chosen charity, The Samaritans.

    The exciting news, though, is that I am performing in Edinburgh. No, not Edinburgh Fringe, because I am not insane. But I am going to Edinburgh Horror Festival. (This hasn't been officially announced yet, but neither have I been asked not to announce this.) This is going to be on the 2nd November at 4.00 p.m. in Banshee Labyrinth. I'm getting increasingly confident my WIP Buxton Fringe performance will off-script, but I'm setting Edinburgh Horror Festival as my target for first full performance.

    Anyway, that's all the news I can share with you now - hope to have more confirmed soon. In the meantime, here's a picture from The Sleeping Beauty with my lighting state, with the fabulous Dandya Chen. (More here, here and here.)

    Sleeping Beauty pricks her finger.

  • Bad news

    This is something that will only really be of interest to those people who knew and supported my work with Durham Dramatic Society pre-2020. For those of you who have followed this saga, it was always my intention to carry on directing at the City Theatre after Coronavirus was over. However, in late 2022 I announced that I would be ceasing activities for at least a year. I'm not going to give a blow-by-blow account here, but it was a combination of many issues culminating this year - from micromanagement, to dealings behind my back, to petty obstructive behaviour, to general disrespect.

    I did not want this to be permanent. I had hoped that by disengaging for a year, it would lead to all parties taking a step back, reflecting on how we got to this point, and calmly discussing a positive way forwards.

    Quite simply: it hasn't.

    I'm sorry to say they're doubling down.

    Shortly after I said I was leaving for a while, I was contacted by the chairperson who suggested - correctly, as it turned out - that something had happened which caused me a great deal of upset. I agreed to put in writing exactly what led to this, starting with the final straw and moving to the underlying issues that have been building up. We agreed I would do this when I was ready to, and I finally did it this March, in spite of my misgivings over their attitude to handling grievances.

    Unfortunately, it turns out my misgivings were right all along. I have now received a response, and they've basically ignored everything I said. Instead, it's repeated a previously-used argument which, at best, half-addressed one of my issues. Their excuse for disregarding everything else is that it happened a long time ago, meaning "recollections will vary" and "nothing constructive will be achieved". (Not entirely true, I have paper trails for most of these things.) One would have thought - at the very least - they would have considered the incident that prompted me to leave, seeing as they specifically asked me about that one.

    I've given up. I don't have time to persist with a complaints process that shows no sign of actually listening to what I have to say.

    [In case you're wondering, the final straw was the Production Committee assigning me to slot for a play at a one-act festival, and the Chair of that committee then giving my slot to someone else behind my back else under the (completely untrue) pretext that I never accepted it. But the details don't really matter now. What does matter is that "Oh, that was over a year ago, I don't remember that" is considered an acceptable excuse to take no notice - especially when I was told I could take my time and give my reason for stepping back when I was ready.]

    Look, contrary to what some people seem to think, I have no intention of using Durham Dramatic Society as a vehicle for my own adventurous projects. I have more than enough ways of doing that elsewhere. There are many fantastic mainstream plays with wide audience appeal out there that I would love to bring to their stage, using my experience of professional work to give the actors and audience the best production we can. But it's impossible to work with a play selection procedure which makes arbitrary decisions on what's not mainstream enough. A Harold Brighouse play wasn't mainstream enough. A Tim Firth play wasn't mainstream enough. An Alan Ayckbourn play wasn't mainstream enough. Alan Ayckbourn, for crying out loud. How is anybody supposed to work with that?

    For those of you asking why I'm not on stage any more, that's why. For those of you in the society who liked working with me as a director, I am really sorry it's come to this, because we could have done some great things together. For those who fought my corner when things were getting bad (you know who are), thank you, I know you tried. I'm not quite cutting all ties; I am still happy to work with a few people in the society with whom there is mutual respect. But it sadly been made impossible to work directly with the current leadership of the society. As it stands - and I would dearly love to be proven wrong on this - there is no hope of things getting better with them.

    I will always be grateful to Durham Dramatic Society for the opportunities it gave me in learning how to get from page to stage. I don't know how I'd have got where I am today without. And I wanted Durham Dramatic Society to be with me on the journey every step of the way. It's too bad that some people don't see it that way any more.

    Postscript: This is a VERY simplified account of what's led to this. If I was to write the full list of grievances it would go on for pages - I don't think anybody wants that. However, if anybody from Durham Dramatic Society reads this and thinks it's unfair that they can't respond to this without the details, I'm happy to send you the details again. Or if you want to whole lot discussed out in public, I'll be happy to oblige. You had your chance to settle this quietly in private. If, how and where we settle this now is up to you.


  • Finally, I get to tech the Gala

    The Sleeping Beauty Gala Poster

    The news page has been fairly quiet lately because I don't have much to announce just yet. I've got a couple of bits of news coming up: one is quite exciting, the other one ... well, you might want to get your michael_jackson_popcorn.gif ready for that one. Not my doing.

    However, I've got one small but exciting thing I can announce now. Quite by accident, and with quite short notice, I've ended up teching at the Gala Theatre this Friday and Saturday. Long story that goes back to the the recording of my Reiver play, but Durham University Ballet Company has kindly offered to be a first test audience for my upcoming Doctor Coppelius. They also asked me if I knew anyone who could tech their end-of-year ballet show as they were struggling to find somebody. Well, the only techie I know off-hand is me, but I've always wanted to get my hands on the Gala's tech. Having narrowly missed out on teching the Gala at least twice before, I wasn't going to pass it up this time.

    I've never teched any lighting more complicated that eight lights plus a colour wash before, so I'm looking forward to seeing what I can do here. I've got about ten hours to learn how to do this. If you want to see how I do, it's at the Gala Theatre this Friday and Saturday (14th and 15th June) at 7.00 p.m.


  • Thanks … and, er, wow

    I'm back in Durham after eight days in Brighton, and I've had my first non-preview run of It's Not Cluedo. And we've had a busy house. Sadly the photo didn't come out well because we didn't switch on the house lights, but this should still give you an idea of what sort of audience we had.

    A full house, with my six guests at the front holding up signs saying "INNOCENT" except Tanieth who has "MURDERER".

    At some point I'll write up these mysteries, but for now I'll just remind you that Boris Johnson was murdered with by Lady Punchy with the Tea Cozy in Maternity Ward. Many thanks to Stephen Catling, Hill from Hill and Jones, Mark Tournoff, Tanieth Kerr, Annie Foreman from Dawn Again, and Alexander Denley Spencer for being my guests.

    I'll be back on the 25th with a second a final showing for Brighton Fringe 2024. Looks like these people enjoyed it, so you can come and enjoy it too.


  • My Reiver play is now live

    I said I had another thing I was almost ready to announce, and here it is. My play about the Border Reivers, Endgame, has just gone online. You can read about the background to this in my last Reiver post, but let's get straight to it:

    Many thanks to Jake, Mickey, Paul and Lowena for being part of this project. I may write a glossary of the terms used in the play at some point, but hopefully you should pick this all up easily enough.

    For anyone with issues accessing Youtube, it will also be appearing on Spotify next week.

    Enjoy. I've got to get a move on with comedy game shows and tragic villains now.


  • More dates for It’s Not Cluedo!

    You might have noticed that after a flurry of posts, the news section has gone quiet for a while. The section was never supposed to be running commentary - just a place for announcements as and when I have them. But I suddenly have a lot of things to announce again.

    So, let's start with It's Not Cluedo!. When I first announced this, it was two dates at Brighton Fringe plus a preview at Laurels. I have now added two more dates for a fringe circuit. My co-producers Rotunda are doing Tunbridge Wells Fringe this year, so I'm going to be doing a game with them on the 30th June at 1.30 p.m. Before then, I'm giving my support to a new local fringe by doing Scarborough Fringe on the 27th June, 6.00 p.m. at YMCA Theatre Bar. (Scarborough Fringe haven't announced their programme yet, but I think I'm allowed to mention it anyway.) So that's a total run of five events.

    Buxton Fringe: I haven't forgotten you. The original plan was to bring It's Not Cluedo! to Buxton with the Rotunda, but it's because High Peak Borough Council played silly buggers over the Pavilion Gardens that Rotunda's ended up doing Tunbridge Wells instead. In fact, the reason I made a late decision to take Doctor Coppelius to this year's Buxton Fringe was to fill in a Cluedo-shaped gap. I might organise a game round a table for old time's sake whilst I'm at Buxton, but ask me closer to the time.

    However, the bad news is that I have nothing scheduled for Durham. Durham is being uniquely difficult about this. That is a shame, because this much as I love this partnership with The Rotunda, It's Not Cluedo! was originally supposed to be something for my home city. So apologies to anyone in Durham feeling left out of this. I'm aware that the nearest place you can see this that isn't sold out it 75 miles away. Not my doing.

    But I'm not giving up that easily. This is my city too. A DIY job is considerably more complicated than a partnership with a fringe venue, but I am am exploring options for how this might work and I do have several leads. If and when I have something for you, I'll let you know.

    I have another thing to announce imminently on a different subject, but that's for another post. In the meantime, you can keep up to date with all the dates on this page.

    Update 20/04: Here's the audience (and three guests) after the first preview. I think they enjoyed it.

    A busy bar of people smiling, with three people holding signs saying "INNOCENT".

  • I got longlisted for the North East Playwriting Award

    Since the shortlist has been announced, I think this means I'm allowed to announce this.

    I made it to the longlist of the North East Playwriting Award with #IStandWithVincent. This was quite a nice surprise, as the entry deadline was last August and I'd half-forgotten I'd entered this.

    This is, to some extent, an extended version of Ask Me Anything, which I wrote for Elysium Theatre back in 2022. Previously, the charismatic Vincent Arthur only existed as someone Lucy only talked about - however, I wanted to bring this character to life. Someone who has be revered so often as a hero who can do no wrong he believes it himself. I do actually have some plans for this that are running independently of the competition, so this might not be the last we'll hear of this.

    Anyway, congratulations to Sam Honour and Miles Kinsley who were shortlisted - I saw plays of theirs at Laurels last year which I really liked. Also congratulations to Connor Dorian who was shortlisted for the under-25 award; he's part of Brainsoup Collective who show bag of promise with clowning and physical theatre. I'll be joining you on Thursday to see who's won this, then it's probably back to It's Not Cluedo. Got some good news about that, but this can wait for another update.


  • Brand new project: Doctor Coppelius

    Doctor Coppelius. Written and performed by Chris Neville-Smith.

    It's time for the second of the three things I've been itching to tell you. I'm going to Buxton Fringe with a brand new script. Bit of background to this: I had the idea for this play in January. Yes, a month ago. I had expected to do It's Not Cludeo at Buxton, but with by co-producing venue Rotunda now not coming to Buxton (long story), it wasn't practical to do it without them. But Buxton is probably my favourite fringe to perform at and I wanted to do something there - and then I realised I could make this one work.

    Doctor Coppelius is the story of the tragic villain from the ballet Coppelia. If you don't know the ballet, don't worry. I assumed everybody knew Coppelia, but nonetheless, the whole story of Swanhilda, Franz and Dr. Coppelius is included in this. But also, I hope, a new dimension. Why dedicate his life to a mechanical doll? What made him do the terrible thing he did? I have written a whole new backstory - and also written what happened to him after.

    I decided to take this to Buxton when I realised that this script can work as a straight storytelling piece. This can be considered a work in progress until I have a better idea of how to do this. So there is one performance only in Scrivener's Bookshop on July 11th at 4 p.m. Entry to this is free, because you are doing me a favour by coming along to be a test audience. Oh, and the room has a capacity of twelve, so if you want to be certain of a place, please contact me and I'll put you on a list. If there's a big demand, I'll consider doing more performances, but there's one committed so far.

    If you're not coming to Buxton: I intend to do more performances. I have one or two ideas for how to do an the same early version near Durham, but I'll get back to you if and when I get round to arranging this.

    Two announcements done. One to go, and I'm absolutely not allowed to mention this. But it's a good one.


  • I’ve written a Reiver play

    Me, and the rest of the team after recording the monologue.

    At long last I can announce one of the many bits of exciting news I've been itching to tell you but had to keep quiet. You might remember there was a competition Elysium Theatre launched late last year for three new audio plays to follow on from Steve Byron's Reiver Trilogy. At the last minute I decided to have a go. This is unusual for me, because I don't normally write to someone else's request of subject material. But I had an idea, wrote the whole lot between Christmas and New Year, and found out in January it had been picked. I can now tell you this because it's just been recorded and announced by Elysium.

    For those of you new to this, the Border Reivers were clans based in the border regions between England and Scotland. For centuries, the border region was a lawless region because the English nor the Sottish rulers considered the area worth taming. Only when England and Scotland ended up with the same King was their grip on power broken. And in this story, we hear the voice of a Reiver chief. The game is up for John Croser. He got mixed up with the Irvines, and the Irvines did something really bad, getting the full attention of the Crown. Is the notorious John Croser really destined for the gallows, or does he have one final trick up his sleeve?

    This was rehearsed last Friday and recorded today. It's now ready for post-production and is expected to be released in mid-March. Micky Cochrane (the farmer in the original Reiver play Blackmail) has done the voice of Croser. No decision yet on which platform this is going on to, but I'll let you know when I know.

    I'll be adding this to my projects list shortly - in fact, you may want to have a look there anyway, because I'm making a lot of progress with my back catalogue. And don't go away - I have more news coming very soon.


  • Introducing “It’s Not Cluedo!”

    It's Not Cluedo as test; three cards for suspect, weapon and location.

    So one of the reasons I've set up a playwriting website of my own is because, for the last few years, I've been announcing everything on Twitter. But that's not really ideal if your announcement is more than 280 characters. Also, it's touch and go whether Twitter's going to survive an billionaire egomaniac much longer. As it happens, at the time of writing this I have two (possibly three) things I'm itching to announce that I can't yet tell you. But there's one thing I can tell you about which is already public knowledge:

    I'm doing a comedy game show. Yes, really. I'm as surprised as you are. But ever since I ended up playing Imaginary Porno Charades at Brighton Fringe 2016 I've been learning more about these events. One of the things that holds the big festivals together are events where performers from other shows get together to play a game. The real object of the game isn't to win, as such - it's to be funny and make it a fun hour for everybody. After getting further inspiration from Knightmare Live and Rob Rouse's Late Night Dirty Scrabble (plus John Robertson's The Dark Room and Mike Raffone's Great Green Gameshow Giveaway where the audience plays the game), I got an idea for my own game. And it stuck. And, to my surprise, when I actually did test runs of this game, I found my crazy idea actually worked. Also to my surprise, The Rotunda has taken on this game as a co-production.

    So, what is the game? Well, it's a celebration of the greatest murder mystery ever made. As everybody knows, all murders have six suspects, six weapons and nine locations. But we're not going to rip off their story - we're going to write our own. With the audience choosing the setting and murder victim, the guests choosing their own characters, and a brainstorm on our list of weapons and locations, we will solve the murder the way all murders are solved: the suspects taking it in turns to guess suspect, weapon and location until we get a match. (What's that, I hear you say? In real life murders are solved by detective? Don't be silly.)

    I'll shortly be posting a page with a record of all games played so far, but if you want an idea of what to expect, our first game solved the murder of Boris Johnson on a Desert Island whilst recording Desert Island Discs - oh come on, where do you think Desert Island Discs is recorded?

    So the first ever fringe appearance will be at Brighton Fringe at The Rotunda on the Saturday 4th and Saturday 25th May (that's the two bank holiday weekends) at 1.30 p.m. Tickets here. Before that, the first ever run on the game in front of a live audience will take place at Laurels on the 25th April at 7.30 p.m. This is a preview and is free, but there's still tickets to be sure of a place.

    Many many thanks to the people who took part in the previews: Hooky Productions, Robert Cohen, Shellshock Improv, Brain Soup Collective, Debbie Cannon and Richard Stamp from The Wee Review - without them, I would never have dared do this.


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